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fifty HELLO friends BIFF BIFFWELL here Time for our annual conversation with HOWARD PLOTZ resolution accountant Bift As we all know HOWARD here keeps track of all the New Year's Resolutions that people make at this time of year Correct Tell me Howard Do people get in trouble Not when they always break a resolution Some resolutions simply CAN T be kep They're MADE to be broken Biff Because they're And made under why's DURESS that Usually at the suggestion of a misguided PARENT What ends up happening People make resolutions they really DON T WANT to keep So it's OKAY to ABSOLUTELY break Biff those To do Kinds otherwise of reso would be lutions UNNATURAL i GOTTA BE ME
TWO WHY KAY ALL THESE MILLENNIUMS ARE STARTING TO SEEM ALIKE MILLENNIA
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