ORIGAMI YODA AND DWIGHT BY TOMMY The big question Is Origami Yoda real Well of course he's real I mean he's a real finger puppet made out of a real piece of paper But I mean Is he REAL Does he really know things Can he see the future Does he use the Force Or is he just a hoax that fooled a whole bunch of us at McQuarrie Middle School It's REALLY important for me to figure out if he's real Because I've got to decide
whether to take his advice or not and if I make the wrong choice I'm doomed I don't want to get into all that yet so for now let's just say it's about this really cool girl Sara and whether or not I should risk making a fool of myself for her Origami Yoda says to do it but if he's wrong total humiliation So I've got to know if he's real I need solid answers I need scientific evidence That's why I went around and asked everybody who got help from Origami Yoda to tell their stories Then I put all the stories together in this case file Who knows maybe this case file could even be useful if scientists ever decide to study Origami Yoda To try to make it really scientific I let my friend Harvey comment on each story Harvey has never ever believed in Origami Yoda even for one second and he still doesn't In fact he says he is 100 percent sure that Origami Yoda is just a green
paperwad So he tried to find the logical explanation for all the really weird things that happened And then I commented on each story too because after all I'm the one who's trying to figure this whole thing out My other friend Kellen wanted to help too So I let him borrow the case file Instead of adding anything useful he just doodled all over it I was mad at first but actually some of the doodles almost look like people from school so I didn't bother trying to erase them And anyway I don't have time for that I've got to study this thing and make a decision Is Origami Yoda real or isn't he Oh yeah one other thing I almost forgot about Dwight Dwight is the guy who carries Origami Yoda around on his finger The strangest thing about Origami Yoda is
