TO MS RABBSKI FROM PRINCESS LABELMAKER I HAVE STOLEN THE REBELS SECRET CASE FILE IT CONTAINS INFORMATION VITAL TO OUR SURVIVAL AND NOW I AM GIVING IT TO YOU BUT I AM NO TRAITOR I AM SHOWING YOU THE FILE BECAUSE I THINK IT WILL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND US BETTER BUT THEY WOULD BE SOOOO MAD IF THEY FOUND OUT SO MY IDENTITY MUST BE A SECRET THAT IS WHY I AM USING A LABELMAKER TO WRITE TO YOU ALSO IT IS COOL PLEASE READ THIS CASE FILE AND THEN I TRUST YOU WILL JOIN US NOT FIGHT US HELP US PRINCIPAL RABBSKI YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE 1
THE FUNTiME MENACE by Tommy I can’t believe we’re having to make ANOTHER case file about fighting FunTime I thought we’d have won by now but it just won’t die Kind of like Darth Maul And now that it’s April it almost seems like it’s too late to fix the problem this year A few weeks ago Rabbski told our parents she would try to do something but she hasn’t We just keep on watching FunTime videos and filling out worksheets to PREP-are for the stupid state Standards tests
And those tests are coming up in May and then school will be over True it will be awesome to get a break from watching the evil Professor FunTime and his even more evil singing calculator Gizmo But the thing is if we the Origami Rebel Alliance don’t beat it this year then it’ll just be back next year And that will mean a whole new year of taking PREP classes and watching the Professor instead of taking the classes we actually like like art and band and chorus and LEGO robots So that’s why we have our big rebel plan which right now doesn’t seem to be doing much We threatened Rabbski that if she didn’t dump FunTime and give us our classes and field trip back we would do really really bad on the state Standards test on purpose She flipped out of course and told us how important those tests are and how taking 3
