Dear future human Here I am again after two months of well-deserved vacation Believe me being a teen and future hero isn’t very relaxing Remember last year the mysterious graffiti on the wall of the secret passage Raoul Kador’s dirty tricks the retirement home the prank calls Ramoupoulos’s PE class and the anxiety over Conrad’s visit you know my English exchange student with the mullet This little intro to middle school really stressed me out By the end of June I was totally exhausted and I still haven’t quite recovered I think we should alternate between one year of school and one year of vacation don’t you
Like every time I go on vacation I left my brilliant personal journal at home But did you see This time I added an even more discouraging warning than last year and apparently no one touched it Still I did take some discreet notes so I could catch you up on the most memorable events of my summer break and I have a lot to tell you For starters after the end-of-the-year party that old slug Tom and I hung out for a bit He tried to teach me some graffiti tricks but I have to admit I’m a lot better at writing On the wall of the secret passage Tom wrote M T blood brothers He really wanted us to leave our mark before we went on vacation
