LAUGH YOUR SOCKS OFF WORLD'S BEST AND WORST ANIMAL JOKES EMMA CARLSON BERNE Lerner Publications Minneapolis
Q What goes tick tock woof A A dog who swallowed a watch
The young foal felt sick so she said to her mother Mom my throat hurts It's all right honey her mom said You're just a little hoarse Q How does a dog stop the DVD player A He presses paws Q What is a canine during a heat wave A A hot dog Q Who is the greatest dog detective A Sherlock Bones KNEE SLAPPER Knock knock Who's there Cows go Cows go who Cows go moo not who 3
