I smell a rat from the daily rat I double that smell come on ah ha just as I thought squealer you simon again 8
later back at the rodent’s gazette I can’t believe it I was scooped by simon squealer posing as me how’d he know that the new mayor was giving you the exclusive I don’t know but this is exactly the kind of underhanded tactic I’d expect from simon’s boss Sally ratmousen heads up newsflash on my ben pad bip bip bip bip 9
sally ratmousen here with the news so hot it’ll singe your fur now my big story on the city’s centennial celebration is nothing more than tabloid trash only the daily rat has the scoop from the new mayor himself on the new mouse city’s one-hundred-year anniversary celebration oh the celebration is going to be super big bigger than super big and we’ve got a super-secret celebrity to host of course I can’t tell you who it’s going to be but it’ll be super and big ha ha ha ha 10
find out the name of the secret celebrity or my name isn’t bLIp bLIp secrets are meant to be spilled and you can count on the daily rat to spill this one sally ratmousen has done it to me again great interview with the new mayor cousin hey when did you start working for the daily rat FRUSH oh so scooped again huh that’s not me trap that’s simon squealer disguised as me oh sigh yep 11
