Mega grow danger Bill's Popcorn Farm In the middle of the night Farmer Bill sneaks outside He looks around once or twice Then he runs to the cornfield on tiptoe He pulls a little bottle from his pocket and twists off the cap Boy does it stink It smells like rotten eggs And burnt plastic 2
It sinks into the ground where it fizzes and sputters Bill is pleased He holds his nose This stuff is super-illegal He had to pay a lot of money for it No wonder it stinks Grow Bill whispers to his corn plants And so they do 3
Soon I'll be rich The next day the plants that were fed Mega-Grow are big alright Mega big At least three feet taller than all the others With mega-big kernels
co popcorn But Farmer Bill spoke too soon His big kernels won’t pop no matter how long he heats them up A pot full of garbage he cries angrily It’s totally useless So he throws the kernels in with the rest of his popcorn Then he gives it a good stir and sells the whole mess to the popcorn factory Just as he always does
