Unicorn Selfies: Another Phoebe and Her Unicorn Adventure
Is our clubhouse ready then I have not seen it yet but I encourage you to get your hopes up as HIGH AS POSSIBLE I got word from the pixies this morning they are ready for a GRAND UNVEILING dana Isn't that a recipe for disappointment Pixies know better than to disappoint a unicorn 6
The pixies have issued this PRESS RELEASE about the clubhouse they have built us No it is not because this is a press release and you are probably reading it somewhere else But if you were HERE and you looked up and to the left trust us that would be cool dana 7 Look Look up No slightly to the left Is that the finest club house ever seen in the history of clubhouses It is more poetic in the original Pixie It'd kind of have to be
She says welcome to the clubhouse unveiling She hopes it I will be the single most significant experience of your entire life And if it is not she hopes you will blame Bob the Pixie who is out sick today noted dana 8
That's it THAT'S the clubhouse It's just a wooden platform with a rope ladder Not there Up and slightly to the left OH Oh the shimmering golden staircase over there dana 9 Which is all I wanted in the FIRST place but you built it up so much it's REALLY DISAPPOINTING now WHY WOULD YOU Well now I feel guilty We all remember the first time we got PIXIE PUNKED
