The Very Genius Notebooks: The Chronicles of Deltovia
September 7th You're holding in your hands something big Something amazing Something critically important to the history of the world and art Unless you're listening to the audiobook version of this book or somebody is reading it to you Or maybe you're reading it but you've got it propped up somehow so it's not actually in your hands at this exact moment It's fine if this is you just please update that first sentence in your head for accuracy FOR EXAMPLE I am listening to something important OR PERHAPS I'm looking at a book propped up in front of me and I'm really honestly I gotta say loving it You're holding the book where me and my friends made our name as geniuses Where we crafted the greatest story the world has ever seen but just hasn't seen yet the CHRONICLES of DELTOVIA I told my mom I was working on a new masterpiece with my friends and she said Oh Is it a sequel to The Candelabra
This was a very low blow and a sign that my mother does not understand my genius It's not a surprise really For some reason people don't seem to realize quite how much of a genius I am I think it's because they don't know the signs and because I am so humble SIGNS OF A CREATIVE GENIUS Deep in thought Hair messy but in a genius way The Candelabra was my first attempt at writing a book and I made several key mistakes with it First of all I wrote it chapter by chapter on the internet instead of in a notebook notebook like this one which meant that my mom could find it before it was done and show it to her friends This backpack is not a sign of my genius I just like it Wow Misha You did a really good job Mom's friend I was also let's just say younger when I wrote The Candelabra Candelabra which meant I included some lines that at the time
I thought sounded cool but which I now understand are horrible and corny There are times when I'm just walking around minding my own business when I remember a line from The Candelabra and just It is true suffering But it is this suffering that is going to make this book so much more DEEP and artistic And that's not the only thing that's different this time around I wrote The Candelabra alone which while of course I could have finished it if I'd wanted to meant that my friends would have been left behind if I became famous from it and would definitely have missed me when I was a celebrity So it was actually a really good thing I only finished three and a half chapters of The Candelabra because now I can write THE Chronicles 4 of DELTOVIA with June and Ollie and we can all become millionaires together
