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Welcome true believers It’s ME your friendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN I’m kind of a big deal Take a minute to soak in my awesomeness I’ll wait
ready Good We’ve got work to do I proudly present the marvel joke book Contained within these pages are some of the funniest jokes in the entire universe I’ll be humbly hosting this comedy extravaganza think of me as your herald of ha-ha’s your leader of laughs and your general of giggles and you know spider-man
I’m here to turn YOU into a world-class comedian We’ll start with the basics and then let’s just say by the time this is all over you’ll be a lean mean joke machine BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP Get ready to learn from the best ME Oh like we’re supposed to follow you because you’re a comedy genius or something YES Now beat it Ant-Boy The name is Ant-Man ANT-MAN GO AWAY It’s not your time yet
