Herbert was the politest kid in town He had a medal and everything
Herbert's Herbert was always especially polite to Ms. Goat his next-door neighbor and afterschool nanny Ms. Goat was Herbert's favorite person in the world so it was easy to make the extra effort
Until Mr. Tiddlywinks arrived Don't you just LOVE him gushed Ms. Goat
Herbert did not love Mr. Tiddlywinks Herbert did not love his weird little hat or his sharp toothy grin or worst of all his creepy stare
