IN THE EARTH KINGDOM IT'S PRICEY BUT I REALLY DO LIKE IT I DO DON'T I ALL RIGHT THEN DON'T THEN YOU SHOULD GET IT YOU DESERVE SOMETHING NICE BUT NO IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE I SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GET IT PSST PSST HEY YOU KIDS LOVE EARTHBENDING YOU LIKE THROWING ROCKS 1
THEN CHECK OUT MASTER YU'S EARTHBENDING ACADEMY LOOK THERE'S A COUPON ON THE BACK THE FIRST LESSON IS FREE WHO KNOWS THIS MASTER YU COULD BE THE EARTHBENDING TEACHER YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MASTER YU'S EARTHBENDING ACADEMY 2 TAKE YOUR STANCES
AHHHH NOW STRIKE AS IF YOU'RE PUNCHING THROUGH YOUR OPPONENT'S HEAD WHUMP SO ARE YOU READY TO COMMIT TO MORE LESSONS IF YOU PAY FOR THE WHOLE YEAR IN ADVANCE I'LL BUMP YOU UP TO THE NEXT BELT 3 CRASH