Monster Escape (Diary of a Roblox Pro #1: An Afk Book)
MONDAY MORNING BEEP WAKE UP BEEP BEEP I reached over and smacked my alarm so it would stop blaring in my ear I was having an awesome dream that I had been sucked into a portal and I'd come out in another world where I was a MILLIONAIRE TYCOON YES Being a tycoon would be so cool FREE ROBUX for all my friends Massive adventure Ari Avatar get up now a voice boomed from the doorway
I didn't need to look up I knew it was my mom You need to be at school in thirty minutes GET UP she hollered I groaned But as I tried to pull the blanket over my head I suddenly felt something wet on my face Not just wet Drippy slobbery wet
Coda I tried to push my pet dog away but her tongue only licked faster OK OK I'm getting up I said sitting up straight in my bed I knew when I was bloxxed There was no winning against the SLOBBER NINJA Coda smiled at me and I caved Coda is my dog We adopted her last year from the nursery The guy there gave me a COOL EGG and I took care of it Finally it hatched and out came Coda And she loves me the most because I took care of her egg I crawled out of bed and limped down the stairs My legs were still sore from playing on Zeke's latest OBBY in his backyard His dad builds obstacle courses for the Avatar Army and sometimes he creates mini obbys in their garden to test them
out Zeke and I had been playing on it all weekend and now my legs felt like jelly Morning sleepy Mom said as I sat down at the table I groaned at her as I poured my cereal into the bowl Morning a high-pitched voice squealed I winced as my younger sister came bounding into the kitchen My sister AKA the most ANNOYING AVATAR you have ever met in your life Like seriously She listens to the most annoying music and sings so loud She has her annoying friends over and they try to play tricks on me Like the time they put lipstick on me while I was asleep and I rushed off to my soccer game with it still on my face the next day Morning Ally Mom said giving her a kiss CRINGE When Mom turned her back Ally poked her tongue out at me I rolled my eyes Eat up Ari I want to see you out the door and on the bus before I leave for the party-supply shop Mom said Mom's a party planner I know that sounds cool like we have loads of parties in our house or something but it's not those kinds of parties It's more like boring weddings or adult dinner parties I mean don't get me wrong my mom is pretty good at her job But it's not the kind of party I'd want to go to MORNING BLOCKHEADS Dad sang as he rushed into the kitchen
