Li'l Rip Haywire Adventures: Escape from Camp Cooties
You’re probably wondering why you haven’t heard about the kid who saved the world from being turned into flaming chunks It’s because the mission never occurred officially But it totally happened Oh by the way do me a favor and don’t tell anybody I told you Life as a junior soldier of fortune can be lonely with out a sidekick This is my puppy TNT I named him that because I figured he would have an explosive attitude Boy was I wrong Here he is ordering pizza during an adventure 10
Anyway TNT can come in handy Today he helped me get away with that gem 11
The Doofus Brothers are the stupidest ugliest and mixed up smelliest mercenaries around They’re so stupid that I bet they even get their own names So ugly that mirrors refuse to cast their reflections So smelly that skunks think they’re related to them 12
But I will say this about the Doofus Brothers no matter how stupid ugly and smelly they are they always seem to get in my way just as I’m about to do something that would get me the trophy for best junior soldier of fortune of all time 13
