Li'l Rip Haywire Adventures: Escape from Camp Cooties
Today Dad sent me out on a solo mission to hunt down the lost gem of Tango Boom Bango Why people go nuts about lost gems I’ll never know I’d trade a lost gem for a lost rocket launcher any day But it’s my first solo mission and if you ask me it’s about time Not to brag but I’ve been pretty handy to have around on adventures Like this one time when Dad and I were out on a top secret mission 8
You’re probably wondering why you haven’t heard about the kid who saved the world from being turned into flaming chunks It’s because the mission never occurred officially But it totally happened Oh by the way do me a favor and don’t tell anybody I told you Life as a junior soldier of fortune can be lonely with out a sidekick This is my puppy TNT I named him that because I figured he would have an explosive attitude Boy was I wrong Here he is ordering pizza during an adventure 10
Anyway TNT can come in handy Today he helped me get away with that gem 11
