Li'l Rip Haywire Adventures: Escape from Camp Cooties
OK OK maybe my dad is the real soldier of fortune and he brings me along because he can’t afford day care But I’ve grown to become an indispensable part of Dad’s missions thanks to his training Once I learned to walk it got a lot easier After that I learned how to disarm booby traps Dad said my small hands are good for this task My dad is the best adventurer ever He’s got all the quali ties that you need to be an awesome soldier of fortune 6
7 AWESOME SOLDIER OF FORTUNE GUIDE
Today Dad sent me out on a solo mission to hunt down the lost gem of Tango Boom Bango Why people go nuts about lost gems I’ll never know I’d trade a lost gem for a lost rocket launcher any day But it’s my first solo mission and if you ask me it’s about time Not to brag but I’ve been pretty handy to have around on adventures Like this one time when Dad and I were out on a top secret mission 8
