Unicorn of Many Hats: Another Phoebe and Her Unicorn Adventure
It is insulting when you summon me with that dog whistle My phone battery died And it WORKS
When I have my phone I just want to look at stuff on the Internet I'm trying to do my summer reading but I keep getting distracted I shall go for I too am distractingly beautiful I wasn't gonna say anything And even if I don't the weather right now is DISTRACTINGLY BEAUTIFUL
I could transport you to a dimension with NO distractions You would be suspended away from time and space I think I'll just do my reading HERE That is probably wise Every moment would feel like an eternity of gnawing emptiness until finally you were driven MAD
I have read that book before It has a TWIST ENDING Really What's the twist Brace yourself Most books don't It is not an especially original twist The twist is that the book has NO UNICORNS
