Unicorn of Many Hats: Another Phoebe and Her Unicorn Adventure
I could transport you to a dimension with NO distractions You would be suspended away from time and space I think I'll just do my reading HERE That is probably wise Every moment would feel like an eternity of gnawing emptiness until finally you were driven MAD
I have read that book before It has a TWIST ENDING Really What's the twist Brace yourself Most books don't It is not an especially original twist The twist is that the book has NO UNICORNS
Being a UNICORN Marigold What's the meaning of life What if What if you CAN T be a unicorn Find a unicorn to sit on income MY LIFE IS MEANINGFUL
I'll bet you I can throw this rock all the way across the river I believe you can so I will also bet that You can't do that Why Because that RUINS it We can't bet each other if we both bet the same thing I believe in you too much to bet against you It's not helpful in this situation but thanks for the record I was prepared to wager SEVERAL bags of oats