Unicorn Playlist: Another Phoebe and Her Unicorn Adventure
I know what it is like to be sad for no reason Today I'm sad about EVERYTHING Yeah but this different My dad left a news site up on his laptop and I SAW what adults are doing these days I am so sorry Everything is bad except unicoms dana
What kind of stupid They should just give it world are adults MAKING to us now Kids couldn't for my generation possibly do a worse job anyway But like not all kids Most kids at school are kind of meanies too dana Maybe just ME Queen Phoebe ruler of Earth I think you should finish fourth grade before you become Queen of Earth
Can't unicorns just be in charge of the world We have tried it before But thanks to the SHIELD of BORINGNESS no one really noticed and we just went back to grazing We are here to usher in a sparkling new world we declared dana Why are the people who SHOULD be in charge so bad at GETTING to be in charge I am slightly offended at being referred to as a people
Anyway I'm just sad about the world It is a sad world dama But it is a sad world in which your best friend is a unicorn The best kind of sad world For now that will have to do
