Unicorn Playlist: Another Phoebe and Her Unicorn Adventure
Can't unicorns just be in charge of the world We have tried it before But thanks to the SHIELD of BORINGNESS no one really noticed and we just went back to grazing We are here to usher in a sparkling new world we declared dana Why are the people who SHOULD be in charge so bad at GETTING to be in charge I am slightly offended at being referred to as a people
Anyway I'm just sad about the world It is a sad world dama But it is a sad world in which your best friend is a unicorn The best kind of sad world For now that will have to do
Phoebe seems sad I left my laptop open to a news site and she saw On NO You want to protect your kids from the world But they live in it same as us She's handling it well Yeah maybe we should all be drawing unicors dana
un-icorns by Phoebe Howell goo-nicorn moonicorn Spoon-icorn balloon-icorn Shampoo-nicorn shampoo prune-icorn Harpoonicorn Shoenicorn kazoo-nicorn Those are not actual kinds of unicom Thus the hyphen
