Avengers: Endgame: The Pirate Angel, the Talking Tree, and Captain Rabbit
Thor his tone suggesting that he most certainly certainly was considering exactly that Rocket arched his right eyebrow his lip curled into a sneer You can’t lie to a liar Rocket said Just don’t get near any of the controls controls They’re all very delicate like your facial features He bared his teeth in an approximation approximation of a grin I do not have delicate facial features Thor protested slightly defensive C’mon they are Rocket jabbed A little delicate It’s okay there’s nothing wrong with that I am Groot Rocket whipped his head around nearly colliding with the adolescent treelike alien standing right behind him Groot had a knack for sneaking up on people just one of the annoying habits he’d acquired since whatever this pubescent phase could be called had over taken the young tree with a vengeance Hey what did I tell you about insulting our guest Rocket scolded shaking his head
If anyone’s gonna do any insulting around here it’s gonna be me Groot looked at Rocket and enacted an impressive albeit obnoxious imitation of the same sneer that Rocket used on Thor just a few seconds earlier I am Don’t finish that sentence Rocket warned Gr I mean it You wanna have tablet privileges privileges revoked for a week you go right ahead and finish that thought limbs stubbornly If Groot had pockets he would have shoved his into them turned around grumbling and walked away As it was he didn’t so after a moment’s stare-off with Rocket he simply muttered I am Groot then ambled away He’s in an awkward phase Rocket said to Thor by way of explanation turning his attention attention to the master control panel Adolescence is never easy Thor said looking over Rocket’s shoulder I remember
when Loki and I were children Loki transformed transformed himself into a snake and because I really really loved snakes I went to pick it up But the moment I did the snake transformed back into Loki and then he stabbed me It was at least ten seconds before Rocket spoke And when he finally did he sighed and said Why do I have the feeling you tell this story a lot Like A LOT Thor smiled wanly Maybe a few times he acknowledged I bet this Loki gets a big kick out of it every time you tell it Rocket said chuckling The thin smile on Thor’s face quickly fell Not anymore were the only words Thor could manage before he turned away Rocket and Thor had known each other for only a few hours They had met under poor circumstances which were the only circumstances circumstances that Rocket seemed to know these days
The Guardians of the Galaxy had picked up a distress call from an unknown vessel and traveled to its last-known coordinates on a desperate rescue mission Well maybe the motivation for the mission wasn’t quite so much rescue as it was the potential of receiving receiving a huge reward The ship’s coffers were running low and expeditious as always the crew was looking to do good but also to store up some funds But when they arrived the Guardians found nothing but debris floating through space And corpses It seemed like anyone who had been aboard the distressed craft had been killed by person or persons unknown Or at least that’s what they’d thought until someone had slammed into the Guardians cockpit Bringing the survivor aboard Rocket and the Guardians had learned that the man god child of a pirate and an angel’s name was Thor and he was an Asgardian They’d also learned that the ship in distress was Asgardian in
