Avengers: Endgame: The Pirate Angel, the Talking Tree, and Captain Rabbit
origin and it had been destroyed by Thanos Thanos the so-called Mad Titan Rocket thought Thanos was a real jerk Not just for destroying the Asgardian ship and all its occupants though there was that No Rocket thought he was a jerk for everything he had done to Rocket’s fellow Guardian and friend Gamora daughter of Thanos He had heard firsthand what Gamora had gone through under Thanos’s watch beginning beginning from the time Thanos had killed half of her people the Zehoberei and taken Gamora as his adopted daughter He pitted Gamora against another daughter Nebula engaging them in a deadly rivalry designed to turn both of them into perfect killing machines It worked And for a long time it had cost the two women their souls Jerk
You’re in a foul mood rabbit Thor said shaking his head I’m in a foul mood Yeah I wonder why Rocket said sarcastically Surely it had nothing nothing to do with pirate-angel progeny constantly mistaking him for a rabbit I am Groot said the tree trying to steal a look over Rocket’s shoulder The diminutive Guardian quickly clutched the tablet to his chest and got up from his seat Stop sneaking up on people like that Rocket yelled How many times do I gotta tell you It’s creepy I am Groot Ugh Ever since you got a little sap you’re a total brat Rocket said as he walked over to a bin and deposited the tablet safely within Why do I have the feeling that you say that to him a lot Thor interjected Like a lot Rocket stared daggers at Thor Are you makin fun of me No Thor said innocently Of course not
Yes you are Rocket replied You’re mocking me Not at all Thor added Yeah right Rocket snapped You’re mimicking me swivel chair I am Groot piped up Groot from his Stay out of this tree Thor said Rocket poked a finger right in Thor’s face Hey You can’t talk to him like that Only I can talk to him like that He turned to Groot Stay outta this tree I am Groot Rocket sat back down slumped in his seat and closed his eyes Hah Wait’ll I tell Gamora about you and that mouth of yours
CHAPTER 2 Rocket was busy He was preoccupied tinkering with the pod and Groot realized it was a great opportunity to snatch the tablet Rocket had been using and see what kind of games he had on it Maybe there was something really good something that would help pass the time on this super-boring super-boring flight to wherever it was they were going Groot chanced a glance over at the Thor guy but he was busy staring out of the cockpit into space his face looking as though his mind was a million miles away Groot thought about maybe saying something to him
