M T For Jessica and my boys Love you a million times Thanks to Annette for sticking with me and to Katie for your creative support R For my two tiny reindeer Lara and Daniel D
IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE CHRISTMAS IS NOT THE SAME NO NEED TO SEND SANTA YOUR WISH LIST ANYMORE SIMPLY PRESS A BUTTON TO HAVE YOUR UNIQUE GIFT DELIVERED ON CHRISTMAS DAY NO NEED FOR REINDEER ANYMORE SANTA'S DRONES NOW DELIVER ALL THE GIFTS NO NEED FOR ELVES ANYMORE SANTA'S MACHINES NOW ASSEMBLE YOUR TOYS THE TECHNOLOGY FROM QUICKBUCK INDUSTRIES ENSURES A UNIQUE GIFT FOR EVERY CHILD
DAY ONE AT THE MALL THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS BEGINS DECEMBER 1 DELFINA YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING PICTURES OF THE KIDS WITH SANTA NOT ELFIES OF YOURSELF SANTA I LOVE YOU I DON'T TAKE ELFIES I TAKE SELFIES WHEN YOU'RE AN ELF A SELFIE IS CALLED AN ELFIE I'M DONE WITH THE ELF LIFE I WANT TO BE HERE IN THE HUMAN WORLD WHERE I TRULY BELONG I FEEL LIKE A HUMAN ON THE INSIDE SHOES SHOES SHOP YOU'RE SO ELVISH ELVIS AND PROUD OF IT YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT LOW ELF ESTEEM KID WAIT STOP KID YOU CAN'T HUG SANTA HE'S Click
