IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE CHRISTMAS IS NOT THE SAME NO NEED TO SEND SANTA YOUR WISH LIST ANYMORE SIMPLY PRESS A BUTTON TO HAVE YOUR UNIQUE GIFT DELIVERED ON CHRISTMAS DAY NO NEED FOR REINDEER ANYMORE SANTA'S DRONES NOW DELIVER ALL THE GIFTS NO NEED FOR ELVES ANYMORE SANTA'S MACHINES NOW ASSEMBLE YOUR TOYS THE TECHNOLOGY FROM QUICKBUCK INDUSTRIES ENSURES A UNIQUE GIFT FOR EVERY CHILD
DAY ONE AT THE MALL THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS BEGINS DECEMBER 1 DELFINA YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING PICTURES OF THE KIDS WITH SANTA NOT ELFIES OF YOURSELF SANTA I LOVE YOU I DON'T TAKE ELFIES I TAKE SELFIES WHEN YOU'RE AN ELF A SELFIE IS CALLED AN ELFIE I'M DONE WITH THE ELF LIFE I WANT TO BE HERE IN THE HUMAN WORLD WHERE I TRULY BELONG I FEEL LIKE A HUMAN ON THE INSIDE SHOES SHOES SHOP YOU'RE SO ELVISH ELVIS AND PROUD OF IT YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT LOW ELF ESTEEM KID WAIT STOP KID YOU CAN'T HUG SANTA HE'S Click
don't BEHIND GLASS I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS BEFORE ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY CAME ALONG WE ELVES USED TO MAKE THE BEST TOYS EVEN IF THEY DID SOMETIMES TAKE AN EYE OUT NOW WE'RE JUST BORING KID WRANGLERS I CAN'T THESE KIDS SEE SANTA'S INSIDE A GLASS BOOTH CLICK CAN YOU PLEASE PUT AWAY YOUR CAMERA DELFINA ELVES HELP THAT'S WHAT WE DO NOW PLEASE HELP ME PEEL THIS KID OFF THE GLASS RIIIP CAN'T I RUN SANTA'S SOCIAL MEDIA HUMANS LOVE THAT STUFF AND THEREFORE SO DO I KNOCK KNOCK HELP ELVES GET ME OUT OF HERE
THE DIGITAL LOCK FAILED I'M TRAPPED C THANK YOU ELVIS I HAVE TO PREPARE FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING BACK AT THE NORTH POLE FORGET TECHNOLOGY I'LL GET YOU OUT THE OLD SCHOOL WAY S STAND BACK DELFINA THERE ARE NO MEETINGS LISTED IN YOUR DIGITAL CALENDAR MR C. Click SMASH YET ANOTHER TECHNOLOGY FAIL WHO'S YOUR MEETING WITH SANTA LARCHMONT QUICKBUCK
