don't BEHIND GLASS I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS BEFORE ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY CAME ALONG WE ELVES USED TO MAKE THE BEST TOYS EVEN IF THEY DID SOMETIMES TAKE AN EYE OUT NOW WE'RE JUST BORING KID WRANGLERS I CAN'T THESE KIDS SEE SANTA'S INSIDE A GLASS BOOTH CLICK CAN YOU PLEASE PUT AWAY YOUR CAMERA DELFINA ELVES HELP THAT'S WHAT WE DO NOW PLEASE HELP ME PEEL THIS KID OFF THE GLASS RIIIP CAN'T I RUN SANTA'S SOCIAL MEDIA HUMANS LOVE THAT STUFF AND THEREFORE SO DO I KNOCK KNOCK HELP ELVES GET ME OUT OF HERE
THE DIGITAL LOCK FAILED I'M TRAPPED C THANK YOU ELVIS I HAVE TO PREPARE FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING BACK AT THE NORTH POLE FORGET TECHNOLOGY I'LL GET YOU OUT THE OLD SCHOOL WAY S STAND BACK DELFINA THERE ARE NO MEETINGS LISTED IN YOUR DIGITAL CALENDAR MR C. Click SMASH YET ANOTHER TECHNOLOGY FAIL WHO'S YOUR MEETING WITH SANTA LARCHMONT QUICKBUCK
LARCHMONT QUICKBUCK THE WEALTHY TECH BARON SO COOL MR QUICKBUCK GENEROUSLY DONATED ALL THE TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES CHRISTMAS HAPPEN WITHOUT HIS MACHINES I'D HAVE TO RETIRE HE EVEN MADE ME THIS ELECTRONIC E BRACE FOR MY BAD KNEE OKAY KIDS SANTA'S LEAVING BUT HERE'S A HOLOGRAM SANTA YOU CAN STARE AT GOTTA GO I'LL LET YOU ELVES TAKE OVER HERE TA TA I MEAN HO HO HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO Yayyy QUICKBUCK'S NOT COOL HE'S THE REASON WE USE SO MUCH TECHNOLOGY AROUND HERE CHRISTMAS JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS ANYMORE IT'S LOST ITS HEART
