LARCHMONT QUICKBUCK THE WEALTHY TECH BARON SO COOL MR QUICKBUCK GENEROUSLY DONATED ALL THE TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES CHRISTMAS HAPPEN WITHOUT HIS MACHINES I'D HAVE TO RETIRE HE EVEN MADE ME THIS ELECTRONIC E BRACE FOR MY BAD KNEE OKAY KIDS SANTA'S LEAVING BUT HERE'S A HOLOGRAM SANTA YOU CAN STARE AT GOTTA GO I'LL LET YOU ELVES TAKE OVER HERE TA TA I MEAN HO HO HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO Yayyy QUICKBUCK'S NOT COOL HE'S THE REASON WE USE SO MUCH TECHNOLOGY AROUND HERE CHRISTMAS JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS ANYMORE IT'S LOST ITS HEART
DECEMBER 2 MEANWHILE IN THE YUKON
SOMEWHERE IN THE MID MIDWEST YES I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT GODFREY ANYTHING FOR YOU UNCLE ASK AWAY DID YOU SCREAM FOR ME UNCLE LARCHMONT GODFREY GET IN HERE I WANT YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE P P PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE UNCLE LARCHMONT
I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA BEING THAT I WORK SOUNDS FOR YOU AND ALL LIKE SOMETHING THAT COULD GET ME FIRED NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'LL JUST GO BACK TO WORK NOW OKAY BUH BYE IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THIS BUSINESS ONE DAY YOU NEED TO TOUGHEN UP NOW PUNCH ME GODFREY OR YOU WILL BE FIRED YAAAARGH STOP TZZZZZ TAKE OVER ME ARE ARE YOU SURE YES I'M SURE NOW PUNCH ME HUH ZZZZZZZ BONK
